September 4, 2009 | Filed under: Uncategorized

There’s wedding video, I swear.

But this ain’t it.

August 22, 2009 | Filed under: Grrr...arrgh., vlogalicious, wedding bells

Because apparently my wedding weekend will involve me watching tv and vlogging about it.

Deal.

July 26, 2009 | Filed under: vlogalicious, get meta with me!, Uncategorized

Who’s with me??!

July 22, 2009 | Filed under: Uncategorized

The balls of my feet are aflame.

No, really: you could cook a kebab on the ball of my foot. People wear heels all the time? I don’t understand.

So he says to me, he says: “I really love the Smiths. I grew up with them. I’m older, I know.”

And I says to him I says “No. Really, trust me, your not.”

And we have to play the “Let’s say our ages together at the same time not like “One-Two-say it on three but more like One-Two-Three-GO!” game. And I win. By nine years. Yay, me.

Then he says “You know the drummer for The Smiths DJs here every Wednesday.”.

[insert stare of utter disbelief here]

Then me and my girldate head for the back where, seriously, Mariah Carey is playing and there is

No. Fucking. Way.

ANYHOO, the balls of my feet are screaming and there must be Funyuns waiting for me somewhere and I’m tired so

good night.

April 8, 2009 | Filed under: 20 seconds and under, videoblogging Week

The pop-culture value of bacon has decreased sharply in recent months*, but Zombies? Never!

Zombies are forever.

*I will always love you, Bacon! You were never just a fad to me.