December 4, 2006 | Filed under: art, oddball
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**Warning! Realistic blood and gore! (Because it is real. Duh.)*
November was Carp Caviar promo month, and I am a huge fan of all the carpyfishfun that goes on over at Bottom Union. I am also one of those people who does everything at the last possible moment (I’ve been procrastinating my whole life; drove my high school teachers nuts. I am not someone you’d want working on a 10th grade group project, or any other grade for that matter).
And so it was this year with my Carp Caviar promo. I didn’t gather the footage until after Thanksgiving, and I didn’t put the music together until the 28th, then we drove upstate to the house (no internet yet!) and the only available wi-fi is located in the center of town…sitting in the truck in the torrential rain and freezing cold to upload a video just wasn’t an appealing option. Also, the connection is weaker than the cocktails at a midtown hotel bar.
Excuses, excuses! So anyway, here it is in it’s gory glory. Did I mention it’s a wee bit gory? This is not a video for anyone who cannot stand the sight of blood or creepy surgical instruments. You’ve been warned. If bodily humours give you a case of the howling fantods, watch this or this instead.
musica= “Percussive Onslaught” by MC MissB
December 4, 2006
@ 10:29 am
E-Gads, MissB, that grossed me out and nothing grosses me out.
December 4, 2006
@ 11:38 am
It really grossed me out but I had it to see twice
December 4, 2006
@ 1:34 pm
No freaking way! I have a strong stomach but….and I used to clean maternity wards too!
December 4, 2006
@ 6:06 pm
WoW! Wow! What great memories. When we had Ruby our mateurnity nurse gave me a tour of the placenta. She stuck her hands in it and showed me its shape when Ruby was in it. It was one of the highlights of a great day. I taped the placenta tour, maybe I’ll post it someday.
Great clip!
December 4, 2006
@ 6:53 pm
I read your title as “crap caviar” at first!
Love, LOVE your videos. You should be in tv.
December 4, 2006
@ 7:10 pm
That was awesome. I wish I would have got a placenta tour, damn it! Dawn
December 6, 2006
@ 10:05 am
Ewwwwwaaaaahhhaawesome!
December 6, 2006
@ 12:05 pm
that was kinda sick and twisted, bekah. i loved it! great music too!
December 7, 2006
@ 12:46 am
LOL. Takes me back to my speculum-scrubbing days.
December 7, 2006
@ 10:10 am
omg, i love placenta flavor.
December 10, 2006
@ 9:20 pm
I didn’t recognize many of those tools you were scrubbing. Half looked like tools for adjusting a bicycle and the other half looked like weird Klingon weapons. And the slimy thing that used to be inside someone - not too bad. Not nearly as freaky to me as clowns or perhaps flying monkeys.