November 12, 2007 | Filed under: NaVloPloMo 2007, hello, nurse!
Here’s a little something I filmed at work Friday night. It does contain human innards, but really isn’t gross unless you are a complete and total weenis. Really.
3:20 pm
- Videoblogging Week Day Four=BRAINS
- Videoblogging Week Day Three=bugged out
- Videoblogging Week Day Two=Arrrgh!
- Videoblogging Week Day One=Chicken Toast
- It’s a black Thing, you wouldn’t understand.
- Brian St. Cyr Artist at Large
- VloMo '08 at Mefeedia! All of it!
- VloMo '08 at Vimeo! All of it!
- Chicken fried ribs? OMFG
- Who watches the Watchmen?
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November 12, 2007
@ 4:11 pm
Hahaha…
Son was 10lbs 4 and daughter 8lb 14.
You have no idea the pain a husband has to endure when the wife gives natural births with these size kids.
The whining, griping and belly-aching… and it’s all my fault?
Hey I did my part… I was there to cut the cord.
November 12, 2007
@ 4:27 pm
This is what I chose to be a guy and opted out of the whole “I’m a gonna have a baby” thing. Yes…call me a wimp but I chose to be a man and let my daughters mother do all that.
Of course, I had a handful of hair ripped out of my head when my daughter was born. Nothing compared to pain of the whole birthing process though.
November 12, 2007
@ 5:18 pm
I love how there’s no comments from women. They’re all too busy crossing their legs and closing their browsers.
That knot is pretty amazing. Umbilical cords remind me of David Lynch.
November 12, 2007
@ 5:42 pm
I’ve always tied myself in knots as an adult. Not sure I managed it in the womb, though. I must ask my mother…
November 12, 2007
@ 8:12 pm
holy crap. throw that sucker on the grill.
November 12, 2007
@ 8:26 pm
No comments from women? Not YET, but now there is.
My ex-fiancee was 11 lbs at birth. His mom broke her arm giving birth to him.
Now, that’s not why we broke up. But I’m sort of glad I escaped a similar fate by not marrying him.
November 12, 2007
@ 8:35 pm
Cheryl,
now THAT’S super interesting because I’ve yet to see a woman with a third arm coming out her vagina.
November 12, 2007
@ 9:56 pm
from your posts, I know nursing is so much work and very stressful, but i would love to have a camera and access to a hospital. I want to see that 4th degree burn.
November 12, 2007
@ 10:04 pm
did you call that “area” a who, who? and yes, I am glad I am a man……
November 12, 2007
@ 10:06 pm
@jay
you know, it’s funny. I know so many nurses who wouldn’t DREAM of working someplace as “gross” as labor & delivery. These are the same people who work in the ER and see insane shit like patients skewered through the head with javelins and motorcycle riders dragged 10 blocks by buses with like no skin left at all.
Vaginas? No problem. Blood, pee, funny smells from private places, herpes breakouts, placentas, c-sections, throw ‘em at me.
Burns? No frickin’ way. Blecch. So nasty.
November 13, 2007
@ 2:07 am
Hilarious. Great timing and presentation too.
November 13, 2007
@ 10:28 am
That’s a whole lot of baby…
November 13, 2007
@ 5:44 pm
Awwww….c’mon. I popped out a 10 lb baby so effortlessly he was almost born on the freeway. Piece o’cake.
November 13, 2007
@ 5:47 pm
(BTW, if I had known then what I know now, I would have gone for being an ob nurse. I LOVED the whole gyn thing when I was being a faux MA and the medical aspect of it fascinates me. Alas, 65 is a bit too old to start training, especially since I can’t remember my name half the time!
November 14, 2007
@ 4:44 pm
I was a ten pound baby (sorry Mom!). However, I m very glad that when I had two babies come out of me 6 minutes apart their combined weight was only 9.5lbs.
Eleven pounds of baby ( just breathe) rippin out of you at once doesn’t sound too fun. The knotted cord looks really cool.
January 2, 2008
@ 2:20 pm
Well Missb,
About 4 hours ago, I was looking for a recipe for bread and happened upon your site. I’ve been here ever since being amuse by your blogs. You’re an interesting lady! Very funny. I’m fairly unique myself and you inspire me to keep being that way. Sadly I’ve got to run, to many things to do and so little time (at least I have 22 hours to make the bread I wanted to make for tonight) haha. So thanks for the woo hoo’s, recipes, dances, and magic. Made my day!
~Signed~
A girl from Canada