Wombgate ‘08: UPDATE

September 1, 2008 | Filed under: politics are only fun when there's a sex-scandal, un-vlogged

surprised_baby_2.jpg For the love of Pete Rose: whacknut pregancy theory number three (or was or four?) turns out to be truetruetrue.

Shine a little truthlight this way, honeychile!

All other things being equal, the simplest solution is the best.  What does this change? Oh, for me not much. A fantabulously sick and delicious rumor has been replaced by a totally pedestrian one, and that’s fine. In the end, we’re still left with Sarah Palin, BFF (Big Fat Fibber).

Sure, go ahead and work the “I was protecting my daughter” angle. Be my guest. If anyone actually believes for one second that Sarah Palin wasn’t trying to keep this story down for as long as humanly possible (let’s see, if Bristol is five months pregnant now, she’d be due, let’s see now… after November 4th) then they are sadly deluded.

If that crazy-ass Trig rumor hadn’t started this would not have come to light. There would have been a small quiet wedding (”Just close family!”) and then in Winter a new baby for the happy young couple. Maybe they’d even try to pull the old “she’s a preemie, but she’s 8 lbs! We’re so lucky!” trick that so many people pull when they get pregnant before they get married. So where does that leave us? It leaves us with Sarah Palin, she of the crappy judgment, she of the pregnancy-hiding, she of Troopergate, she of the “signed, Your Creator” emails.

God, I love holiday weekends.

Oh, and you know what else? Abstinence-only teaching doesn’t. F*cking. Work.

What sucks is that Bristol will not know one minute’s peace, not through this election, perhaps not ever. And, jeez, like we needed yet another high-profile teen getting pregnant.

11:00 am

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  2. November 17, 2009
    @ 8:59 am

    It begins as soon as you announce your pregnancy: the unsolicited comments from family members and friends — even strangers — about everything from what you should be eating to which hospital has the best delivery rooms. Here’s how to say “mind your own business” nicely.

  3. May 6, 2010
    @ 12:07 pm

    Sarah Palin is a very vocal person and most of the time she speaks what she thinks and how she feels. .*

  4. October 29, 2010
    @ 7:48 pm

    Best you could change the webpage name title MissBHavens » Blog Archive » Wombgate ‘08: UPDATE to something more suited for your webpage you create. I liked the the writing still.

  5. November 28, 2010
    @ 8:08 pm

    I can’t get over the fact that Sarah Palin has her own reality tv show. Can anyone have a reality show nowadays? And it is glaringly clear that she is taking advantage of it to gain more popularity so that she can try to become president of the United States. The most chilling thing is that with the way everyone idolizes reality stars, it’s just loco enough to actually work. I’m not exactly an exorbitant liberal or anything like that, but I would think anyone with a little common sense on whichever side of the political aisle should be able to tell why we wouldn’t want someone like Sarah Palin being in charge of the United States.

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